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Hi, welcome to my blog. Some people find me funny I guess, so that's cool. There's more information on the About Me page, if you're a creepy stalker.
May 24 '13

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May 24 '13

When was super depressed, I wasn’t working—I was always too depressed. Hemingway did his best work when he didn’t drink, then he drank himself to death and blew his head off with a shotgun. Someone asked John Cheever, “What’d you learn from Hemingway?” and he said “I learned not to blow my head off with a shotgun.” I remember going to the Michigan poetry festival, meeting Etheridge Knight there and Robert Creeley. Creeley was so drunk—he was reading and he only had one eye, of course, and had to hold his book like two inches from his face using his one good eye. But you look at somebody like George Saunders—I think he’s the best short story writer in English alive—that’s somebody who tries very hard to live a sane, alert life.

You’re present when you’re not drinking a fifth of Jack Daniel’s every day. It’s probably better for your writing career, you know? I think being tortured as a virtue is a kind of antiquated sense of what it is to be an artist.

In an interview with The FixMary Karr debunks the toxic mythology that it is necessary to be damaged in order to be creative. My own vehement defiance to that mythology is what led me to choose Ray Bradbury – the ultimate epitome of creating from joy rather than suffering – as the subject of my contribution to The New York Times’ The Lives They Lived.

Pair with Karr on why writers write.

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May 24 '13
shiisa:

deathnoteforcutie:

We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution

shiisa:

deathnoteforcutie:

We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution

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May 24 '13

On the way home, the radio news talked about a recent survey which said that most women would rather lose $1000 overnight than gain 20lbs overnight and I think that says a lot.

I know surveys are stupid and worthless and prove nothing but even one person saying they would rather lose $1000 than gain 20lbs is p. spectacular, imo.

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May 24 '13

circlesandtriangles:

Mrs. Doubtfire recut as a horror movie.

my life is complete.

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May 24 '13

coelasquid:

Birds reacting to dubstep is my new favourite internet thing.

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May 24 '13

rodneykong:

ghostgif:

98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party 

yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars

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May 23 '13

nicolemalena:

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mattbelly:

the creepiest cats of ok cupid

this article made me laugh really hard

I can’t get over the last photo. So amazing.

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May 23 '13
kiva-la:

“hi i’m sailor mars welcome to jackass”

kiva-la:

“hi i’m sailor mars welcome to jackass”

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May 22 '13
onestrangekid:

‘Murrica

onestrangekid:

‘Murrica

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